AHAHAHAHA MY NEW COUSIN IS ADORABLE AND ASIAN.

Here we go family tree time:

Uncle = 59 and just divorced wife of 30 years.
new Aunt = had child at 40 (41?) with now ex-husband. now 52 and gf of my uncle. not asian.
new cousin = has trouble remembering that my uncle is not her father (usually uses his name, but once referred to him and my father as "the dads") which is strange because her mom and my uncle have only been dating for maybe a year? just turned 11. adorable.